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The Tease
The Tease, perhaps best known for taunting you with her goodies and not letting you have a bite. Even though you may the Tease is a lost cause, this chick is really just another slut in disguise (as are most women). The Tease is most often a control freak because she lacks faith in other people, especially men, but most of all she wants you to try to make a move so she can reject you and give herself a much needed ego boost. Chances are that at some point she was heading straight towards or was at Sluts-ville, when all of a sudden some dick came along and hurt her in some way and forced her to b-line right down to Teaser Town. Some ass has to always go and ruin the sluts for the rest of us. Knowing what makes a Tease a tease, however, will help you realize what you need to break her terrible habit and screw like the dirty little vixen she should have been.
The Play:
(For this play I will assume you have already worked most of your mojo and therefore know you are dealing with a Tease and know she is interested. )
TRUST. All you need to do is make her think you are someone she can trust. It may sound like such a simple task, but you got to realize that something fucked this girl up right good and you need to break it, even if for just one night. Starting off you need to work the Tease like you a would a Closet Slut and begin building to a level where this girl can open up to you and feel comfortable with you. After some light heart verbal foreplay, see if you can get her to go someplace quiet with you and drop some personal shit about how you have been hurt in the past and crap like that. WARNING! DON'T SOUND LIKE A WHINER AND DON'T COME OFF LIKE A PUSSY! I have never met a troubled girl who didn't like to bitch about something, so she will gladly join in on the "I've been hurt" fest in order to relate to you and because chicks like a guy who can talk about his feelings. (Feel free to vomit now.) Sadly, you may actually have to listen to this girl if you want to bag her, but staring into her eyes, nodding, and looking like you care can sometimes work just as well.
Since you are already talking about past relationships, make sure you use a sealer like "do you ever tell your friends what you do when you hook up with someone?" She of course will lie and say "no", to which you will say something along the lines of, "me neither, I believe what happens behind closed doors should stay behind closed doors" or "I hate it when my friends tell me. I think that kind of stuff should be kept personal." At this point the girl should hopefully believe you and that you are not the kind of guy who just likes to bang chicks and run, but even if you are, you hopefully will keep it between the two of you. It is not unlikely to have to pull the "I have had a few long relationships" or bringing up another "hurt" story to convince her that you will stay with her for awhile and that you are the right man to clear the cobwebs from her musty stink hole. I hate to tell you all how many times I have pulled this one off with just a few lines of how I think I could have a relationship with them.
Alternative Play:
I have found in some cases that playing a game of some type over a few drinks can work wonders. In my personal experience, playing an intimate game of "Truth or Dare" or "Dirty Jenga" works like a charm. Keep working the truth angle and then throw in some fooling around with the dares. I even got one girl to give me her very first binger this way. Before you know it you'll be dancing the naked horizontal mambo.
Time and Warnings:
Well shit, how the fuck should I know? Timing all depends on how badly this girl is damaged goods. You might be able to pull it off in an evening or it may take a week, if you are willing to put in that kind of effort. Just make sure to play the sensitive and understanding angle without coming off as a homo. Also, when you dick her over just like the last guy and she is ruined again, she might try to cut off your nuts, but don't say I didn't warn you.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY - DON'T TRY TO TEASE THE TEASE!!! This chick is a pro and knows exactly what are you doing AND she is probably better at it. Attempting this route would be like playing punch-buggy against Mike Tyson - you might get a few hits in, but in the end, you just got your ass kicked...and you ear bitten.