^{Girl Six: The Slut}            

The slut may seem foolish to cover since you may be thinking, "Why do I need help getting a slut, I already know she is easy?", but here the trick is getting the slut to go with you and not some other ding-a-ling in the crowd.  The slut is an easy girl to find since she’ll probably be flashing more breast than Frank Purdue.  The slut is usually defined by her skintight attire and her overabundance of flirting, either that or you have a fat girl wearing a size too small and looking for someone to make her a meal.

The Play:

Who are you? You’re the man, right?! You need to show her this.  Use whatever you are good at to impress her, whether it be jokes, beer games, or whatever.  I ask you this, how often do you see sluts with quiet reserved guys? NEVER! The slut wants somebody flashy or showy like herself, ie…someone who can make her stand out even more.  Having a good body also helps with most sluts, unless of course you are dealing with a larger slutty type who just wants attention. If so, just go up and start getting flirty touchy feely with her and you’ll have her before you know it.  Big slutty girls have extremely low self esteem, which of course, as a man, it is your duty to abuse and use against her. Anyways, back to the hot body slut.  The hot slut also has a low self esteem for you to work with in achieving your goal.  If you start off by being a little touchy with the slut, you can “feel” out how you are doing.  The slut may back away a little, which is usually a sign that the girl is not really a slut but a girl just striving for attention.  However, if the girl lets you do touch her flirtatiously (sometimes the slut even starts touching back) keep doing it periodically to keep her interested and to make her want you to do a lot more touching later.  Also, chances are that others will notice you and the slut flirting with each other and back away to let you have the kill, but do not be afraid if another fella tries to slide in at some point and take the slut, but if you stick to the plan you’ll be sporting a beaner before the night is through.

Alternative Play:

     She’s a dirty, dirty slut, so just grab her and go for it buddy! Chances are she likes a guy to take initiative.

Time and Warnings:

     Avoid the skanky used white trash, gapped teeth, looking sluts…they give a mean blow job, but are usually damaged goods.  This usually takes almost no time at all, especially when alcohol is involved.  Sometimes no talking is even involved, you can just go up and get her if she is giving you the eye. Trust me, I’ve done it, and make sure you introduce yourself after.  Avoid getting jealous of anyone else the slut starts giving attention to because most sluts really just want attention and by denying her of this, she’ll try to make herself more appealing to you.  If you plan on going double dippin’ in the dirty south, make sure you sport some protection, since chances are that she has seen more cock than Frank Perdue.