Girl Seven : Your Mom

     “Your Mom” is the woman who gave birth to you, you sick fuck! Why are you reading this?  Pervert.  Unless of course you were adopted, have a step mom, or have a huge urge to be on Jerry Springer. 

The Play:

Back in Roman times there were occasions when sleeping with your mother was found to be moderately acceptable.  One such Roman was Oedipus who, if I recall correctly, left Rome for a number of years and later returned and fell in love with his mother.  Oedipus then married his mother and even had a couple of children with her.  And Oedipus also wondered what type of desperate asshole would keep reading this, as though I would actually suggest a method to get your own mom. Pervert.

Alternate Play:

     Pervert.

Time and Warnings:

     Oedipus blinded himself when he found out that he had been sticking it to his old lady.  Since you have continued reading thus far, you may want to consider doing the same. Pervert.