Girl One: The Average Girl

The average girl is the average girl (in a nutshell). This method should be used to get the girl you would like to be with for at least a month to avoid being known as a "player".

The Play:

   Getting the average girl is a four-step process of mind manipulation and playing on emotions.

Day One: Make Yourself Known

Making yourself known can be quite simple, that is if you have a knack for comedy.  I have found the best way to make yourself known is to make fun of the girl.  It may sound like it would turn the girl away, but watch what type of jokes she fights back at and which really upset her. The object is to get into a sort of playfully joking flirt.  Once you feel that an enjoyable flirting ground has been established, call it quits with one final flirtatious line.  This line is the most important line.  Your last line will echo in her head until you happen to see each other again.  My personal favorite is, "Hey, if you need a ride next time I see ya', I'll letcha know when my face is leavin' so you can grab a seat."  Bringing some sexual talk into the flirting is important if you are interested in finding a girl who will do more than just give you a grandma kiss; unless, of course, if you come from a really screwed up family and grandma kisses involve a little tongue.

Time and Warnings:

Duration of joking with each other should not last longer than a duration of four hours.  Overkill can put you right into the dreaded funny friend stage. Once there, there is little hope of returning to possible boyfriend status. Avoid getting a second male involved; she could go for him if he upstages you!  Lastly, girls who avoid talking about sex are psycho and not worth your time! Run!

Day Two: Get to Know Her

Getting to know her is the most important step.  You do not really need to grasp everything that she says; only about ten background points are needed.  You will then use these ten points as a method to start conversations with the girl.  If you can find a common ground on any of the ten points, they will be key to communication between the two of you and possibly something to make an impressionable first date.  For instance: You find out that she is interested in a certain movie.  You could later suggest that as a possible date, but DO NOT ask her out. The object is to make the girl feel like you are actually interested in her and getting to know her better.  You also want to make her feel like you have some things in common.  By this day you have now shown the girl that you are funny, friendly and interested in her.  You may have thought that you were a possible asshole after Day One, but you have now counteracted your previous impression.

Time and Warnings:

This stage should not last longer than three hours, in order to avoid jumping into the friend stage.  Avoid jumping into friend stage by mixing some flirtatious joking in your conversations.

Day Three: Avoid Her

You might be asking yourself, "Avoid her? Why, I want her?" There is a strange desire for a girl to want to know why all of a sudden you are avoiding her.  The main object of this day is to make her come to you. Greet the girl in a somewhat upset manner; one in which the girl will think something is wrong.  The girl may inquire if something is wrong, but pretend like you do not want to talk about what has you upset.  You then walk away and avoid a lot of conversation with the girl, for at least a half-hour. During this half-hour the girl will be trying to figure out what is wrong with you and think of ways to get it out of you.  She will also wonder why you are avoiding her.  Until the girl either tries to cheer you up and/or pries into you a second time, you must remain with this upset look, occasionally smiling.  You must then tell the girl a good story that will make her think you are a sensitive guy.  If you are really good, she may even give you a hug and try to console you.  End the day with some playful flirting and making jokes about what made you upset.  You have now shown the girl that you are funny, friendly, sensitive, a somewhat of a challenge.  Girls love a challenge.  The girl also now believes that you are able to open up to her and be honest about even things that trouble you. Tomorrow the girl will be yours!

Time and Warning:

About two hours, including previously mentioned half-hour.  If the girl seems unconcerned that you are upset, one of three things has happened: she views you as an asshole from Day One, she thinks you are manic-depressive, or she is a "heartless bitch".  You can avoid the first two by pulling Day Three back into Day Two. Pretend nothing was ever wrong.  There is no cure for "heartless bitch", yet we will still cover them later in this document.

Day Four: Hook, Line, and Sink-her

If you have made it to Day Four without flaw, the girl will be yours.  Today is the day that you will make your move and get a phone number or make plans for a date.  The way you act towards the girl must incorporate all the mind games from the first three days.  Pay attention to the girl, but not too much.  Act interested in the girl.  Playfully flirt and make moderate conversation.  Plan ahead for a date idea.  Use a suggestion like, "we should go see that movie sometime" or "I'd really like to talk to you again about that" or a simple "hey, we should hang out sometime".  Be assertive and make the move to ask.  It lets the girl know you are interested and confident.  If you have been money up to this point, you will be in business. 

Time and Warnings:

Duration of conversation and popping the question is left to you.  Try and get a feel for the conversation and you will know when the time is right.  Make sure you plan your date within four days from asking.  After four days, someone else may have also used this method and moved in on your girl.  Do not be surprised if the girl wants to bring a friend on the first date.  Girls like to watch out for each other and get approval of you.  Make sure you have a charming friend along with you to draw attention away of the girl's friend so you can have the girl focused on you.  The more your friend can draw away the girl's friend, the less critical of you she will be.