WHAT?! NO! NO DOBBY WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!  Dobby is here to answer your questions, not any of for any of your gay love. Dobby is highly insulted.  If you do not take this line of questioning more serious, you could end up in GRAVE DANGER.  You now have one question left for Dobby. Please make it a good one.

Dobby give answer

or

GRAVE DANGER