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    Well hey there boys and girls, how are you doing today? I wanted to tell you about a little revelation I had the other day, and that revelation is that I am a FUCKING GENIUS.  I had always known I was a little bit smarter than most people, but I never knew the true magnitude of my genius.  As I happened to stumble upon an article in which Steven "the big fat poopie head liar" Hawkings retracted some of his previous beliefs on black holes, I remembered taking an astronomy class back in college. At one point during the class I actually said to my buddy, "Steven Hawking's theories on black holes are bullshit," and I was right.  So what can we deduce from this other than I really am a FUCKING GENIUS.

   Next I thought about who was actually more brilliant than myself...Einstein, Yoda, and of course the all knowing God were a few, but Einstein is dead, Yoda is in a galaxy far far away, and God is always really busy, so what can this all mean?  This means I am the best thing the world has to solve its problems.  So now I make myself available to all you little monkeys out there. So please feel free to ask me any question and I will bestow my FUCKING GENIUS upon you. So please click below to ask JS.

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